Frequently asked questions.
General Questions
Q: If I whisper my wonders into your ear, will they be kept safe, tucked away like secrets in a teacup?
A: Oh, but of course! Your curious confessions and whispered details are treated with the utmost care, like a rare tea blend kept in a velvet-lined box! We tuck your information safely away, behind doors locked tighter than the Queen of Hearts’ jam cupboard. No peeking, no prying, no passing it around at teatime. Everything you share is used only to tailor your journey with care, intention, and a touch of moonlight. So, rest easy, dear soul, your secrets are safe with us (and the talking teapot swore an oath of silence).
Q: How soon, I wonder, can I tumble into the tea leaves and begin this marvelous healing journey of mine? Can I book my spot before the scones are cold?
A: Now then, let’s sort out the details, shall we? The kettle's on, the calendar’s open, and here’s how it all unfolds…
If you’ve requested a free consultation, we’ll be in touch within 24 to 48 hours to find a time that suits both your schedule and my delightfully unpredictable one. That might mean today, tomorrow, or just a few winks down the line. The hat knows best!
If you're embarking on the 30 Days of Healing, hurrah! We’ll reach out within 24 to 48 hours to confirm we've received your form and your shiny little payment. We may ask a few more curious questions, or perhaps none at all, but either way, we’ll keep you updated as we prepare your package of transformation. Once it arrives, your 30-day adventure begins the very next morning, so do be sure to let us know the moment it lands on your doorstep, or garden gnome!
And if you’ve chosen the path of the Private Ceremony, we shall contact you within 24 to 48 hours to confirm the when and the where, that is, the date and the magical little space where your ceremony shall unfold. Think cozy, think enchanted, think perfectly you.
So, there you have it, timelines, teacups, and a touch of order in the madness! We’ll be in touch quicker than a Dormouse can nap, and we simply can’t wait to begin.
Q: What if I haven’t the foggiest idea which curious path to choose? The tea, the ceremony, the whole blooming basket, where do I begin?
A: If your heart is tugged in many directions, or your head’s spinning like a spoon in a sugar storm, then the very best place to begin is with our free 30-minute consultation, a proper little tea chat, if you will! We’ll sit (virtually or otherwise), pour out the possibilities, and stir through your curiosities together. You can tell me where it tickles, where it aches, and what sort of transformation your soul might be sniffing around for. I’ll help you choose the most marvelous, most meaningful path for you. No riddles, no rush, just a cozy conversation between two curious creatures on the edge of wonder.
Q: Do I need to have danced with my shadows or dined with the plants before stepping into your enchanted healing experience?
A: Heavens no, dear heart, not a single step of prior shadow dancing or potion sipping required! Whether you’re a wide-eyed beginner, fresh as morning dew, or a well-seasoned wanderer who’s dipped their toes in many a mystical teacup, you are most wonderfully welcome here. We adore the curious just starting out and the curious who’ve been curiouser for years! Every journey is a unique sort of magic, and yours shall be brewed just right, no matter where you're beginning. So, bring your questions, your courage, your confusion, there’s always a seat at the table, and the kettle’s already on!
Q: What curious concoction is plant medicine, and how in Wonderland does it help one feel a little more like... well, oneself again?
A: Ahhh, plant medicine! A most curious collection of nature’s whispers, mushrooms, herbs, and leafy delights that know a thing or two about healing the hidden bits of you. These earthly allies work ever so gently (or sometimes quite boldly) to help you see clearer, feel deeper, and remember the parts of yourself you may have misplaced in the mad dash of life. They don’t come with marching orders or instructions written by grumpy old kings, oh no! Instead, they invite you inward, where all the real magic hides: Emotions waiting to be felt, wounds waiting to be seen, and wisdom waiting to be remembered. Used with intention and care (and a trusted guide, that’s me), plant medicine becomes a mirror, a lantern, and sometimes a very clever key. Whether through microdosing or ceremonial sipping, it gently nudges you toward balance, insight, and perhaps a bit of marvelous mayhem, the healing kind. So, don’t be alarmed if you find your heart cracking open like an old teacup. It’s just making room for more light to pour in.
30 Days of Healing & Private Ceremonies
Q: Is it possible to unspill the ink and rewrite my wonderings after they've already danced into your inbox?
A: Ah, fiddlesticks and frizzle! Once your form has fluttered off into our hands, it can't be changed directly, not even with a time-turner or a very convincing rabbit. But worry not, dear curious one! If you've got edits, updates, or sudden sparks of inspiration, you may simply: Send us a merry little email with the new details, or if it about the 30 days of healing or a private ceremony you may Wait until we reach out to whisper your changes then, we’re all ears, and quite good at listening with our hearts and our hats. No panic, no pressure. Just a few extra steps on the path to make sure your journey fits you as snug as a perfectly peculiar glove!
Q: Is there a moment for tea and talk before we tumble headfirst into healing?
A: Before we send a single sparkle or schedule a single second, we’ll be reaching out, yes, yes, just to make sure the teacups are upright, the cushions fluffed, and everything feels just right for you. Whether you're stepping into the 30 Days of Healing or preparing for a most curious Private Ceremony, we’ll check in first to be sure your heart is ready and your path feels true. Now, during this little pre-journey chinwag, you’re welcome to share anything you’d like us to know, fears, hopes, dreams, riddles, we listen to it all. We may ask a few questions of our own, like: What are you searching for? What’s asking to be healed? What feels tender in the garden of your soul? All of this is only to better craft your personal path through this Wonderland. And fret not! Every word you whisper, write, or wonder aloud is held in the strictest confidence, locked up tighter than the Queen’s best-kept secrets. So, speak freely, dear traveler, the journey is yours, and we’re here to walk it beside you, top hats and all.
Q: Is there something I must do, gather, or ponder before stepping into the sacred silliness of a ceremony or the beautifully bizarre rhythm of 30 days of healing?
A: The only thing you truly need is a dash of bravery and a hearty spoonful of honesty, honesty with yourself, and with your guide (that’s me, hat and all). You see, healing isn’t about putting on your finest mask or tiptoeing around your truth. It’s about kicking off your shoes, letting your heart speak plainly, and allowing the parts you've hidden to finally have a seat at the table. So come as you are, wobbly, wild, or wonderfully unsure, and just be real. From there, we can stir the pot of transformation just right, with the perfect pinch of magic made just for you.
Q: Will we be in touch during the journey or do you vanish like a Cheshire grin?
A: Oh, you won’t be left whispering into the wind, no, no, no! During your 30 days of healing, I’ll be just a message away, every single day! Like a lantern in the fog or a teacup that refills itself, I’m here to guide, to listen, to nudge, or simply to marvel at your marvelous unfolding.
And if you’ve tiptoed through a private ceremony, fear not! When the final candle flickers and the oddities have been packed away, I don’t disappear like a disappearing cat, oh no! I stay in touch through the magical process called integration.
That means helping you make sense of your insights, your ah-ha’s, your ‘what-on-earth-just-happened’ moments. Whether you need grounding or giggles, reflection or reminders, I’ll be there like a well-timed spoonful of honey, sweet, steady, and quite good for the soul.
Q: Might I mix the month-long magic with a bit of ceremonial sparkle? A dash of daily healing and a grand tea of transformation, can one have both?
A: Ahhh yes, dear dreamer, you can most certainly do both, and in fact, we highly recommend it! Only, in this curious case, we begin at the beginning (as one does), with the 30 Days of Healing. Those gentle days are like preparing the soil of your soul: microdoses, journaling, daily wonderings and wanderings that help stir the parts of you that are ready to be seen, softened, and remembered. Then, just when the timing is ripe and your heart is humming, in comes the Private Ceremony like the final, magical chapter of a well-loved book! A sacred moment to bring it all together: the questions, the clarity, the curiosities that have bloomed along the way. The 30 days are your warm-up, your stretch, your tea-steeping time. The ceremony? Why, that’s your sacred exhale. Your celebration. Your soul’s ‘aha!’ moment wrapped in candlelight and care. It’s a journey designed like a riddle: slow at first, then suddenly, it all makes sense.
Q: Does the private ceremony include a place to rest one’s hat (and head) for the evening?
A: Indeed, it does, dear wonder-seeker! The charming little hideaway, where the walls whisper secrets and the air hums with healing, is all part of the package! There’s no need to scramble through forests or borrow a rabbit’s spare room. Lodging is included, handpicked with heart and a pinch of peculiar magic to suit your ceremony just so. A place where you can rest, reflect, and let the wonders of the experience soak in like honey in hot tea. All you need do is arrive, soul open, suitcase optional, and let the healing unfold from there.
Q: Might the madness and the medicine be summoned straight to my doorstep? A ceremony right at home, with my own teacups and tapestries?
A: Ahh, your very own home, you say? Your castle of comfort, your den of delightful dishes and familiar dust bunnies? Well now, that’s a tempting thought, but here’s the tickle in the teacup: it’s not exactly recommended, dear one. You see, homes, especially the ones tied up in memories, musings, and moods, are simply brimming with emotional echoes. Walls that remember, chairs that sigh, rugs that still carry the footsteps of yesterday. And when you’re diving into deep magic, into healing, into soul-spun transformation… well, too many echoes can muddy the spell!
For a private ceremony of this kind, we rather recommend a fresh and unfamiliar nook, a charming little place with no emotional luggage, no shadows in the curtains or ghosts in the teapot. Somewhere new, neutral, and brimming with possibility. It’s like starting a new chapter on a crisp blank page, rather than scribbling over yesterday’s story. A space where only you and the magic get to decide what happens next.
But! If home is the only hearth that calls to you, then do reach out to me directly, we shall tip our hats, clink our cups, and consider it carefully together. After all, Wonderland makes room for every kind of curious creature.
Q: What happens if I must hop, skip, or entirely cancel my curious ceremony?
Well now, should the winds change and your plans start doing a dizzy little dance, you are most welcome to reschedule your private ceremony! All we ask is a proper bit of notice, 14 days, to be exact, and, of course, that there’s still a teatime open on our side of the calendar.
Now, if you must cancel entirely, oh, what a shame, we’ll absolutely do our best to return your coins. But here’s the tricky bit, some of them may already be spent! You see, we begin making arrangements right away: booking the charming little hideaway, planning travel by broom, hat, or highway, and those things, curious as they are, don’t always come with refunds. So, while we’ll return what we can, anything already poured into preparations may be lost to the mists of time, and non-refundable reservations.
In short:
Reschedules? Yes, with 14 days’ notice and an open teacup on the calendar.
Cancellations? Refunds only for what hasn’t already gone into the making of your magic.
Fair’s fair, wouldn’t you say?