Blue Lotus Extract

from $22.00

Ahhh yes, the Blue Lotus! Not a blueberry, not a sky-colored lettuce, and most certainly not your average daisy. No no no! This botanical beauty, Nelumbo Nucifera if you're speaking fluent Flora, is a mystical bloom once adored by Egyptian pharaohs, sacred scribes, and possibly a few time-traveling turtles.

But wait! What does it do, you ask, with your left eyebrow raised and your curiosity brewing? Well, my petal-plucking friend, this enchanted extract is known for its dreamy, floaty, slightly giggly effects like a lullaby for your nervous system or a warm hug from the moon herself! People say it brings on a calm hush in the head, opens up the heart like a music box, and invites lucid dreams to dance through the night. ✨

Drip a drop in your tea, waft it through the air, or dab it on your third eye if you're feeling especially theatrical! It’s been used for centuries to uplift the spirit, soften the soul, and occasionally inspire romantic poetry read upside-down.

So next time you spy a bottle of Blue Lotus Extract winking at you from a curious little shelf, tip your hat, whisper “thank you, ancient flower,” and prepare to step into a silky dreamland where everything smells just slightly like magic and maybe a hint of vanilla.

Now then, more tea? Or shall we bloom?

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Ahhh yes, the Blue Lotus! Not a blueberry, not a sky-colored lettuce, and most certainly not your average daisy. No no no! This botanical beauty, Nelumbo Nucifera if you're speaking fluent Flora, is a mystical bloom once adored by Egyptian pharaohs, sacred scribes, and possibly a few time-traveling turtles.

But wait! What does it do, you ask, with your left eyebrow raised and your curiosity brewing? Well, my petal-plucking friend, this enchanted extract is known for its dreamy, floaty, slightly giggly effects like a lullaby for your nervous system or a warm hug from the moon herself! People say it brings on a calm hush in the head, opens up the heart like a music box, and invites lucid dreams to dance through the night. ✨

Drip a drop in your tea, waft it through the air, or dab it on your third eye if you're feeling especially theatrical! It’s been used for centuries to uplift the spirit, soften the soul, and occasionally inspire romantic poetry read upside-down.

So next time you spy a bottle of Blue Lotus Extract winking at you from a curious little shelf, tip your hat, whisper “thank you, ancient flower,” and prepare to step into a silky dreamland where everything smells just slightly like magic and maybe a hint of vanilla.

Now then, more tea? Or shall we bloom?