Blue Lotus Tea

$6.00

Oh, my dear teacups and saucers, gather 'round! Have you ever plopped a flower right into your cup? Not a rose, not a daffodil, no no, a Blue Lotus! Yes, that dreamy blossom that looks like it was painted by moonlight herself!

You see, Blue Lotus isn’t just for gazing at while whispering poetry to your biscuits. Heavens no! It’s a tea! A magical infusion that tickles the senses and winks at your third eye. Just steep the petals or plop them in boldly like a true tea rebel, and behold: the water blushes blue, and your mind begins to float just a little sideways.

Benefits? Why yes!

  • Soothing like a lullaby sung by caterpillars. It relaxes the body without making it droop like a wilted daisy.

  • Opens the gates of dreamy visions, perfect for meditation, journaling, or a nonsense-filled tea party.

  • Gently euphoric, like laughter without a punchline.

  • May support your sleep, your mood, and possibly your next rabbit chasing adventure!

So go on, toss that Blue Lotus right in your cup or steep it like a proper eccentric. Sip slowly, grin widely, and remember:

🫖 "We're all steeped here!"

Oh, my dear teacups and saucers, gather 'round! Have you ever plopped a flower right into your cup? Not a rose, not a daffodil, no no, a Blue Lotus! Yes, that dreamy blossom that looks like it was painted by moonlight herself!

You see, Blue Lotus isn’t just for gazing at while whispering poetry to your biscuits. Heavens no! It’s a tea! A magical infusion that tickles the senses and winks at your third eye. Just steep the petals or plop them in boldly like a true tea rebel, and behold: the water blushes blue, and your mind begins to float just a little sideways.

Benefits? Why yes!

  • Soothing like a lullaby sung by caterpillars. It relaxes the body without making it droop like a wilted daisy.

  • Opens the gates of dreamy visions, perfect for meditation, journaling, or a nonsense-filled tea party.

  • Gently euphoric, like laughter without a punchline.

  • May support your sleep, your mood, and possibly your next rabbit chasing adventure!

So go on, toss that Blue Lotus right in your cup or steep it like a proper eccentric. Sip slowly, grin widely, and remember:

🫖 "We're all steeped here!"